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Barber Poling

When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.
When trying to install a program, my damn Mac keeps barber poling.
by kobalt9 April 24, 2009
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Dick Pole

Former pitcher in Major League Baseball, winning 25 games in the big leagues. Later on he held the position of pitching coach with several organizations, most recently the Cincinnati Reds.
A: Hahahaha you're such a douche I bet your favorite athlete is Dick Pole!

B: YOU'RE a douche! You like Justin Bieber!
by bobbuttons September 3, 2012
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totem pole

Stacking and having sex with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. One midget stands on the other's shoulders. You are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.
I was wasted last night on Carman 6 and the RA walked in on me totem poling these two bitches.

I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".
by rajietits April 24, 2010
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Soul Pole

A paddel used by a black man in the movie dazed and confused to beat up freshman boys after school
"hand me my soul pole so i can beat up those kids"
by kellimariejenring cougar April 12, 2007
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Stank Pole

A term used when a guy has been putting his meat pole de enorme in a stank coochi. Therefore, the guy gets infected with a foul odored meat pole.
Jerry: Hey mom, I think I need to go to the doctors. My meat pole de enorme feels like its on fire and it has an odd odor to it seeping through my pants.....
Mom: Calm down Jerry, I think you just have a serious case of stank pole.
by BlackyChan69 October 19, 2016
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loltem pole

A totempole made entirely of LOL'z. Represents an iconic/classic and memorable LOL.
Remember when he fell of the chair?

Yea, absolute loltem pole!!!
by _dicky_ May 8, 2009
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Stroll and Pole

When you meet and a fine ass lady on the street and put a pole up in her.
I was heading to the store yesterday and I ran in to a lady so I had to give the old stroll and pole
by Bil992 October 13, 2008
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