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Floor Swiper

An act of 4-5 individuals of the male gender finding a "diiirty" spot on the dance floor and quickly bending down simultaneously to swipe it while swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile they've evver had.
Swiper #1:"Hey dooooode do you see that dirty

spot on the flooor over thereee?!!"

Swiper #2: "I see itttt"

Floor Swiper Action: Lots and lots of swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile ever.
by Swiper#1 December 22, 2009
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Floor Bomb

Jimmy: I heard JGee's new track, that shit was floor bomb
Max: Dude I know, JGee raps to hot, its like a full lit cigarette
Jimmy: Ya! and his lungs a fucked up like black liquorish
Max: And the serious shit happens when he rocks the mic
Jimmy: It's almost like the shit he did with your bitch the other night

Jimmy: Emma is the opposite of floor bomb, she's unFloor Bomb
Max: Toats
by JGeeOfficial December 26, 2011
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floor slapper

Someone whose toes are so long that they don’t walk; they slap the floor.
“Have you seen Marco’s toes man? Grade A floor slapper for sure!”
by KattMillMe August 2, 2021
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Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020
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slippy floor

When she gives you a blowjob but instead of swallowing it, she spits it out on the floor
Swallow! Dont give me a slippy floor girl!
by WhyNetflix August 25, 2015
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floor gang

Pewdiepie said this in a video once referring to his setup in the video being on the floor. It is now a running gag between Pewdiepie fans.

“Ceiling gang” is the opposite of floor gang, that phrase was coined by r/pewdiepiesubmissions. It is now also a running gag, and ceiling gang and floor gang have been at war since
by nlolhere July 13, 2020
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floor rule

An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.
"Shit i dropped my toast on the floor"
"Quick dude pick it up. 5 second floor rule!"
by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 17, 2006
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