The offering of oral sex to a member of the intellectually superior, large-penised nationality in hopes of acquiring additional intelligence and/or larger genitalia.
by NBF1 September 25, 2010
Get the Norwegian Breakfastmug. Noun: Insult: A person of extraordinarily fair skin; so called as in reference to the generally pale population of the Nordic people and added upon by the effects of long term sunlight deprivation, such as provided in a household basement.
I was playing COD and this lousy cunt no-scoped me from across the map. Fucking Norwegian basement child.
by bladnik26 July 25, 2017
Get the Norwegian Basement Childmug. When a male is fucking a female and he pulls out, proceeds to shit on the females vaginal region in a swirling motion. Then he proceeds to bust a nut on the shit. He then yells “you just got cinnamon rolled bitch” and puts it in her butt and spins like a bayblade.
by AshtonCooksey January 13, 2023
Get the Norwegian cinnamon rollmug. Someone that will take your bitch and doesn't give two fucks and they will slay your bitch ass in a fight and then fuck your girl long dick style
by Ryan Shepard January 21, 2017
Get the Norwegian octopus slayermug. Guys make a hollow pyramid with their bodies naked, Than a girl walks into the centre and they al start jacking off. When they jizz they aim for the girl and jizz all over her. Once she is covered in jizz the guys all take knives out and cut off their dicks, Covering the girl in jizz, blood, and dicks.
Dude I saw this fine ass girl and I asked her and some friends if they wanted to have some Norwegian pyramid sex.
by tree10010011101 March 21, 2014
Get the Norwegian pyramid sexmug. A modification of the snowballing sex act. Unlike a traditional snowballing job where semen is orally swapped between people, the semen is deposited into a snowball or shaved ice. It is stored for a later time when someone, either unsuspecting or knowledgeable will eat it. Flavors of the snow cone will obviously vary.
Upon learning of Fred's love of shaved ice, his enemy Bill and his girlfriend gave a Norwegian snow cone to Fred. Only after enjoying the "treat" did Bill tell Fred what the secret ingredient was.
by Your mouth's not pregnant August 6, 2011
Get the Norwegian Snow Conemug. Guy 1: Dude! I got arrested last night!
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: I Norwegian Fap Hammered in the park and got caught.
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: I Norwegian Fap Hammered in the park and got caught.
by MSGD September 19, 2012
Get the Norwegian Fap Hammermug.