by Ashoka Holda November 21, 2023

Nolan Yang can be very quiet sometimes but once you get to know him, He is super funny and kind. He makes the dumbest jokes but it'll make you laugh. Anyone would be luck to be friends with him! Make sure you treat him right, because if you don't, his friends will kill you in your sleep.
by Its_Kyliii December 18, 2021

nolan is a asain kid in 8th grade with acne, both anti social, and social at the same time, wears the same pair of black shoes everday and says the N-word alot. he also skates on a penny board with his friend jordan and jacks off everyday. has a retarted lesbian sister that over reacts when he says this is gay, about to get a divorce and is proud of it because his mother is an absolute bitch
by SickyDicky6 October 10, 2019

A dumb midget with a deformed face, says he has a girlfriend but he really doesn't. Also smells like Kenny from Southpark's Jacket. Asks his friends if he can watch some porn on their phone.
by JoekayBoomer November 18, 2019

by Ethan mcandrew September 3, 2022

Subtly racist and misogynistic, a "Colm Nolan" is a sigma male unconcerned with opinions of "women" or his own consciousness. Colm Nolans often spend their time trying to achieve their life goals, almost always dominating other beta males, often into sexual submission. Colm Nolans often engage in intercourse with other males to demonstrate superiority (not in a gay way tho). A rare breed of alpha not to be crossed
"Man did you hear that guy was charged with domestic abuse"
"What could you expect he's a real Colm Nolan"
"What could you expect he's a real Colm Nolan"
by Peep00 November 22, 2021
