Nolan Dungan is an absolute unit of a human excelling in all physical and Mental tasks known to man. Known to suffer from a vertical deficiency, but makes up for that with his incredible looks.
by Mr Polando March 8, 2024

He is very BIG, like moto moto big. His neo-pronouns are Nike and GA say them infront of your mom he has seen her before.
by YES SIR< BIG OLLL DICK DICK June 7, 2022

The sexiest most chill person you know. He is very popular and gets a lot of babes. His life at home is sometimes tuff but when he's out he just acts like a normal person. All Nolans are great in bed and have massive cocks. Any girl would be lucky to date a Nolan.
by Jackson7767 November 16, 2016

by yelloh January 7, 2023

guy 1: bro nolan won his tennis match again
guy 2: psh easy, but did u see his caption
guy 3: yea it was banger, gave all of his credit to the whales
guy 2: psh easy, but did u see his caption
guy 3: yea it was banger, gave all of his credit to the whales
by ilikecantolope May 30, 2019

When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.
Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
by Iceyhott January 14, 2019

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
