Noah, me, one of the nicest guys you'll meet (I've been told) definitely has a bigger dick than Kevin and the ladies love him
by Being dumb September 25, 2021
Get the Noahmug. Noah loves chicken and loves Naia more than chicken
Guy 1 "what are you thinking"
Noah "I only have Naia on my mind"
Guy 1 "what are you thinking"
Noah "I only have Naia on my mind"
by Negro6781 December 19, 2022
Get the Noahmug. A Noah is normally the smartest person you'll probably ever know. He usually loves memes, games, shows, and history. He is normally brutally honest and can be upset easily if you make a shitty move, but is very forgiving. He attracts most girls who aren't assholes with his jokes, But most people look ag him as an outcast just like him and his friends. A Noah is usually a great leader who can overcome anything. He and his outcast friends will probably save your ass someday and it might be very unexpected. Noah and most of his friends are pretty chill and funny, looked at as outcast by the "popular" assholes, and can kick ass. He normally will have a righthand man who is his best friend who is very loyal, can kick ass, and acts quiet when alone. Most of his friends like memes, and video games. Noah means "Rest" in hebrew, Most Noah's rest all the time during their spare time. Most Noah's learn things very fast through books, memes, shows, movies and comics. They normally hate Normies and hate people who are full of themselves, Although some of his friends are full of themselves. Noah's are usually destined as leaders or will have very nice jobs. Noah's normally end up living a bizarre life, same with most of his friends.
"Cool" Kid 1: Fuck it's a stupid Noah! Noah is too smart for me! So you guys better act like dicks to him or I'll stop being your friend.
"Cool" Kid 2: SIR, YES, SIR!
Noah*To Cool kids*: Fuck off , fortnite boi.
"Cool" kid 2: Jeez what did I do too you!
Noah: Well, You tried to steal my wallet asshole. So why wouldn't I say that?
Memer Girl: Hey, it's Noah! He's sooooooo funny! I wanna date him!
Normie Girl: Ewww Noah is a nerdy dick, Why would you like him!?!?!
Memer girl: stfu vsco asshole.
Kid: Why are you so loyal to Noah.
Noah's friend: Cause why not?
"Cool" Kid 2: SIR, YES, SIR!
Noah*To Cool kids*: Fuck off , fortnite boi.
"Cool" kid 2: Jeez what did I do too you!
Noah: Well, You tried to steal my wallet asshole. So why wouldn't I say that?
Memer Girl: Hey, it's Noah! He's sooooooo funny! I wanna date him!
Normie Girl: Ewww Noah is a nerdy dick, Why would you like him!?!?!
Memer girl: stfu vsco asshole.
Kid: Why are you so loyal to Noah.
Noah's friend: Cause why not?
by adherence1000 December 29, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah is the hottest, most ATTRACTIVE person you will ever meet. He is good at any sport he plays and any instrument that he plays. Every girl wants to be with him. He is not easy to fall in love, but whe he does... its permanent
by WelpISuck December 13, 2019
Get the Noahmug. One of the sweetest people to ever exist, they're just so beautiful in every way
All of the girls and boys just fall for him :)
All of the girls and boys just fall for him :)
by idontknowwhatnametousehelp January 2, 2019
Get the Noahmug. A Thomas the tank engine lover, a sonic lover, be proud to have him in your life kind of person, he is a soft hearted person and if you break his heart the person closest outside of his family will break your face...
hey noah
by shototodoroki25 June 3, 2020
Get the Noahmug.