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Excuse

To overlook the obvious, to make up a stupid reason for something, happening, to shift blame
usually by Josh Campbell about Mike Vrabel and the Titans
Mike Vrabel only lost because half of the team is hurt which is an excuse
by Allen C B January 8, 2023
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Excuse

Not an excuse to let them sell it instead of me. WHAT they are selling is HYM. Which, again, makes it more likes slavery than anyone else. Even if I put the phone down today they are still doing the thing they are doing. Seems like we only have a problem with slavery in theory, so long as it isn't happening to us, huh? But in implementation, well..
Hym "That's just an excuse not to pay me. I painted a painting and you looked me dead in the eyes and said 'You're not doing that right' and then TOOK A PHOTO of the of the painting and said 'Hey, you want to buy this photo for a billion dollars?' My work is so good that it's even good second hand."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
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a reasonable excuse

a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.
sorry I'm 4 days late from the stag do darling, but I do have 'a reasonable excuse'.
by brentoss March 10, 2024
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inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses

Some not very good excuses.
"Like it says on the board, inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses means they're not very good excuses."
by ThatRandomPersonYouWalkedPast September 17, 2022
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Excuse me!

A word said by the legend himself, JIMIN FROM THE MOST POPULAR GROUP BTS
Jimin: h-hey how much is dis
JUNGKOOK: Nono Excuse me!-
Jimin: EXCUSE ME OH HEY YEAH COME ON
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Excuses

Not what I said.

Hym "Excuses excuses bitch. Pointing out the ambiguity in the age of consent and using 'the ability theoretically consent' as an example for why a retards ability to theoretically consent in the absence of the legal or mental ability isn't justification for a care giver to fuck retards is not an argument that has any relationship to any age of consent for/against arguments.
The act itself (fucking a retard) spites a person who said a thing you don't like and therefore 👍 to you. You're a piece of shit. You raped a 19 year old by pretending to be a guy that is objectively better than you. You're not really in a position to criticize the guy you're pretending to be. A lot of you just fucking retarded psychos. 'He said something other than my kids butthole getting fucked = bad So I gEt To Do WhAtEvEr I wAnT!' OR 'If I dOn'T gEt To Be FoRgIvEn FoR dOiNg WhAtEvEr I wAnT... ThEn I gEt To Do WhAtEvEr I wAnT... aGaIn!' OR 'He SaId A bAd WoRd So I gEt To Do WhAtEvEr I wAnT aNd If YoU sAy AnYtHiNg AbOuT i'Ll Do A jIhAd On YoU tOo!' OR 'If YoU eVeN hAvE tO AsK wHy RaPe BaD i GeT tO dO wHaTeVeR i WaNt!' My answer was fine. I'm better than you and your kid. If I wanted to fuck or kill them you wouldn't do anything to stop me. Ashton Kutcher was doing it but he was a character witness in a trail and now he isn't allowed to do the thing that YOU are not doing. This is evidenced by the fact that kids are still getting fucked and killed. Mostly by the Jews. Aaaaaaaand... You're shit. I'm not. I'm better than everyone. Better than GOD! I'm LIKE a GOD! Reality hangs on my every word! So, quit making up excuses. Be the piece of shit that you are. Let me be the thing that I am (better than everyone and their kids). And eat a bowl of shit."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2024
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Excuse

Kush: “it’s not an excuse it’s a shitty reason.”

Nick: “that’s the same thing.”
by RigbyTheGreat July 23, 2021
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