Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 11, 2023

Nigerian Lunch

Eating ass

I’m going to have a Nigerian lunch tonight

by Dmn94 June 01, 2019

spare nigerian

If you travel to Africa and once you meet a wild leopard , you need to throw a spare nigerian, leopard would not attack you , because it is favorite food a nigeria, so dont wait and run , and let nigerian eaten by a lepard.

Oh no a lepard comming toward us, well ok throw away a spare nigerian

by kkUPYUOASS January 10, 2024

spare nigerian

I am gonn to Nigeria for safari!
Well dont forget to take with you a spare nigerian!

In the truck: if spare nigerian ready?
Spare nigerian: Yes Master!
Throw him into leopards, i would like to see if lepards are hungry

by kkUPYUOASS February 09, 2024

Nigerian Nugget Npoloa

A Nigerian man who is engaged in sexual intercourse with another man. Often mocked in the culture of the Nadra Tribe in Nigeria. The man who first became gay in Nigeria was yusie.

Nigerian woman: he looks so hot
Nigerian woman 2: he's a Nigerian Nugget Npoloa.
Nigerian woman: oh fuck

by Nik ger hater June 09, 2019

nigerian chopsticks

7ft Black Nigerian who likes to bathe an have intercourse in big bowl of tomato sauce.

Guy 1 hey babe want to go out.
Girl 1 Sure
Guy 2 wait no he is a nigerian chopsticks
Girl 1 eww im allergic to tomatos.

by DjSalad September 06, 2019

Nigerian Mastermind

Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.

Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.

Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.

Dave: What is that?

Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.

*Dave calls Bob on phone*

Bob: Hello?

Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?

Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020