Whack and Nap

When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that they must rush home to masturbate after school or work. Then they immediately go to sleep.
Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.
by Joeyyyy April 16, 2008
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bat-nap

To take a short nap during the daytime hours (best in the afternoon) in order to maintain a healthy routine or to prepare from any additional events that would otherwise drain much-needed energy.
Does not necessarilly mean hanging upside-down while sleeping.
"I'm going to go see Joesph D'Angeli later, so I need a bat-nap before we go."
by The Horn'd One November 30, 2009
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cum nap

I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.

I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.
by Mabus armaggedo November 07, 2015
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nap hangover

The sensation of grogginess, temporal displacement, and nausea that sometimes follows a poorly placed nap.
I can't sleep now- I'll be useless all afternoon from nap hangover.
by kalirush February 08, 2008
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nap

or NAP, m. not a prince, f. not a princess. A person who has a false claim to royal lineage through purchase, barter, adoption, or delusion.
Ex. prince frederic von anhalt is nap and princess zsa zsa von anhalt(gabor) is nap by marriage.
by anemi easy April 13, 2007
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'Nam Nap

A 'Nam nap is when someone takes a nap during a really busy day thus not letting them fall into a complete sleep. They can hear everything around them and know whats going on but they are mentally in a state of sleep just like soldiers in Vietnam did.
I have had such a busy day that my mind is cached and i need to take a 'Nam nap before i can come up with a rational decision.
by Andiamo88 May 03, 2009
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Zip-Nap

Noun - To lightly sleep or doze gently for a brief period of time. (Concocted to replace the redundant and oxymoronic "Power Nap). Coined on 09/19/2010 by Edward Noble.

See also: Snap-Nap.
Eddie saw that David was exhausted, and suggested he take a mid-day Zip-Nap to refresh himself.
by SleepySnoozer September 20, 2010
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