Mutton Dressed as Lamb

When an older woman tries to dress young to be "cool". Usually involves jeans with rhinestones, Ed Hardy shirts, multi-highlighted hair, and some serious heels to finish off the look. Usually very embarrassing to her kids who are in either middle or high school. Still lives in the 80's with her music. Will still wait in line to see Bon Jovi.

"Man, Karly's mom thinks she is still hot. With her halter top and tight jeans, she definitely qualifies as 'mutton dressed as lamb'."

by ICT-TARA January 7, 2011

Mutton Buster

A younger man who enjoys the company of older women. Sp. Someone who has had success in his sexual advances towards older women. Similar to a Cougar Hunter or Cougar Hawk.

Q: What are you up to tonight?
A: I think I'll get down the boozer and try out my new Mutton Bustin' trousers
Q: You are such a mutton buster

by Crazy Monkey 64 June 23, 2009

mutton

Female genitalia

She was so easy, she even gave up her mutton.

by graveyardjunkie January 29, 2010

Munion

The definitions 1 and 2 are bogus. Nevermind psychopathically gross. The word munion actually means cross hatching, or grids,usually wood or metal, inside a window frame.

The munions in the window divided the larger piece of glass into 9 different sections.

by Beefmeister September 25, 2009

Mutton Molestor

A fan of Aberdeen football club who enjoys the regional sport of shagging sheep

"That Ooter is such a mutton molestor, that sheep got it bad in the ass"

by Andrew Smith June 19, 2006

mutton

To molest young impressionable teenage girls in the back seat of a Skyline

The date was going well until Fast Eddy muttoned me.

by Fast Eddy April 29, 2004

Slow Motion

Not simply a dilation of time, but an actual state of being only achievable through excessive consumption of alcohol and marijuana. In this state, one is not simply experiencing slow motion: they have become the slow motion.

Doug: "Dude, I was so slow motion last night."
Matt: "Yeah, you seemed really out of it."
Doug: "No dude, you don't get it. I wasn't just IN slow motion. I WAS the slow motion. I BECAME the motion."

by LogJammer August 30, 2014