Male ejaculate. Due to the strong resemblance between the penis and a mushroom and because some people believe male ejaculate smells like mushrooms.
"Wow! She really digs the mushroom funk!"
"After she went down on me she had some mushroom funk in her hair."
"After she went down on me she had some mushroom funk in her hair."
by dedwitey December 11, 2007
Get the mushroom funkmug. Any online space that is full of dic pics. Often these are posted without prompting by guys seeking validation that they don't have a teeny weenie or are trolling the waters for a quick slam.
Alternatively, a space full of dildos.
Alternatively, a space full of dildos.
Let's go to /soc/ and get lost in the Mushroom Forest.
Don't go in Jennie's room: it's a Mushroom Forest.
Don't go in Jennie's room: it's a Mushroom Forest.
by Tree Goblin May 14, 2020
Get the Mushroom Forestmug. by Zapot April 4, 2010
Get the Mushroom Salesmanmug. To get all high and mighty on mushrooms. This is a state of being evinced by happiness, hallucinations, mightyness, and the epitome of awesome. This isn't a state to be undervalued. Envy those mushroomed up.
Dude: I'm going to get all mushroomed up and find god.
Other dude: That, good sir, is an aspiration of manly proportion.
Dude: That's the only way I do.
Other dude: That, good sir, is an aspiration of manly proportion.
Dude: That's the only way I do.
by Mac the other February 28, 2011
Get the Mushroomed upmug. Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.
Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.
by Zero-K April 28, 2006
Get the Company Mushroommug. by ZaphodJones March 26, 2011
Get the Mushroom Modemug. The stringy mushroom is when some bitch (or dude if you swing that way) sneezes on your dick wile giving a blow job, and when she pulls away snot hangs off of the dick like gooey strings hanging off of a mushroom.
by TheDarkShade December 18, 2012
Get the stringy mushroommug.