An individual who loves the Cosby’s, and can not control himself because he’s a retard.
He also cripwalks down the block with his nigga Landon and they rob Dunkin donut employees.
He also cripwalks down the block with his nigga Landon and they rob Dunkin donut employees.
by Ayalanews89 September 24, 2019
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Knock Knock
MURRAY:
Who's there?
JOKER:
It's the police, ma'am. Your son
has been hit by a drunk driver.
He's dead.
MURRAY:
that’s not funny.
Knock Knock
MURRAY:
Who's there?
JOKER:
It's the police, ma'am. Your son
has been hit by a drunk driver.
He's dead.
MURRAY:
that’s not funny.
by fcksociety4206942069 July 20, 2020
Get the Murray mug.A one-of-a-kind man who cares greatly for children. His nose can penetrate any orifice and his mind is filled with the screams of thousands of children.
Wow, that guy has been hanging round the playground for hours, oh, wait, never mind, it's just Stevie Murray.
by xXYAAASXx June 8, 2019
Get the Stevie Murray mug.A Leah Murray is the most important person you could ever stumble upon, she is tall and gorgeous and her hair is like no other. She has a series of freckles that run down her arms, one specific cluster looking like the constellation Cancer, which is truly the most extraordinary feature any human could have.
She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.
The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.
You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.
You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbh but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here i choose dis one please forever she my fav
She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.
The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.
You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.
You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbh but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here i choose dis one please forever she my fav
person 1: “is that Leah Murray?”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and look she’s got the short one beside her!”
megan: “oi.”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and look she’s got the short one beside her!”
megan: “oi.”
by racingau22 February 12, 2024
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by Alien Furry Rabbit November 6, 2003
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Jodi Murray was a recognised Chef in culinary expertise for the Devine, Delicious dish of Bacon egg and Cheese with a high disregard to her declining health due to Lactose intolerance.
Jodi likes to enjoy a cheeseburger removing both burger and cheese she eats the bap.
Jodi Murray was a recognised Chef in culinary expertise for the Devine, Delicious dish of Bacon egg and Cheese with a high disregard to her declining health due to Lactose intolerance.
Jodi likes to enjoy a cheeseburger removing both burger and cheese she eats the bap.
Did you hear about that sheep! Jodi Murray was so smelly due to her irritable bowel from eating too much cheese and milk coffee. With a bit of spice, chilli.
by Kimye September 10, 2025
Get the Jodi Murray mug.The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.
This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.
Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.
Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”
by beansella57 August 11, 2024
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