by SmallishSkins9 May 28, 2015

She is a very beautiful and clever person. Really, really beautiful and clever, but she won’t agree with you if you tell her. She is the most loyal and sweetest person you will ever meet. She is always there for her friends, and if she loves you, she will be there for your whole life. A Morgane as girlfriend is pretty much already your dreamwife. Don’t miss out on her, because you’ll only miss her.
by Valentineboy February 13, 2021

morgan is a girl who just discovered urban dictionary and is now spamming it. She has a crazy sense of humor that ranges from straight out dad jokes to dry, sarcastic humor. She will come up with random inside jokes that no one will even know, and she will bring up jokes from three years ago that no one remembers. You cant be friends with her if you get easily offended, because she is constantly teasing you. She's constantly coming up with random words and ships. If you hang out with her once, it will feel like you've known her your whole life.
"Hello I like to eat mangoes but they're salty sometimes." - a morgan
"Stop shipping me with people! God your such a morgan."
"Stop shipping me with people! God your such a morgan."
by the ferroist April 19, 2017

a cardiac condition which can lead to mechanical support and/or death. Usually requiring several "take back" operations.
by whodovudu June 4, 2018

Hey John, did you hear that new Morganism? "These tires grip longer than a possessive ex girlfriend"
by mp3s April 24, 2013

The worshiping of Morgan Freeman as God. One must respect Morgan and worship him. One must also follow the guidelines of the Book of Morgan (Holy Book).
by MrHypothetical July 4, 2012

"We have just been morganed!"
"Oh my GOD! We were just morganed! By Morgan himself!"
"I have totally been morganed by Calculus!"
"Oh my GOD! We were just morganed! By Morgan himself!"
"I have totally been morganed by Calculus!"
by Niffer10 October 7, 2011
