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misted zephyr

"He was caught off guard by the gentle misted zephyr that snuck up beneath his pantaloons"
by shaddy 0 January 10, 2017
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Oakland Mist

when you go to a sauna and you have your partner lie down on their stomach, you then walk on top of them and squat over their asshole, then squat crawl while shitting, making a shit streak from their ass to there head
Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.
by Gingi Dumguy December 11, 2021
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Strawberry Mist

1.) A tasty flavor of frosting available commercially.
2.) Vaginal flatulence with high moisture or particulate content that occurs during the course of menstruation.
I want yellow cake with strawberry mist frosting!

No man, it happened back when I was still in high school.She squatted over me while I was sleeping and hit me with the strawberry mist. I still can't sleep at night.
by Dry Rubber Chicken August 18, 2010
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Misted

When u “missed” ur friend
“I misted my Bestfriend sooo much
by Lkhbgcct February 23, 2018
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Booty mist

The mist of water that is thrown onto your windshield from a passing truck or semi when driving in the rain on the highway.
"That car just blinded me with their damn booty mist."
by NoH8IN May 5, 2021
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shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.
I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!
by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016
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fairy mist

The stench of sex after banging a girl. Mostly the smell of vaginal fluids
The fairy mist kept me on 20 minutes after
by Poggeymanzfight March 10, 2017
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