Mississippi Delta

The triangle patch that is a female's genital area. Sometimes a bit too hairy and large in size.

Excellent for Southern girls, but can work also with most Northern gals too.

Guy 1: Man my girls pussy is so huge and hairy.
Guy 2: Quit bragging about her Mississippi Delta, you lucky dawg.

by Captain Breed May 10, 2018

Mississippi Flashlight

Before a guy gives someone a cum facial, he tells the other party to close their eyes and says "OPEN" when he is about to ejaculate. Therefore, when the person opens their eyes, they get a big flash of semen.

Robbie: Cole, I so gave this girl a Mississippi Flashlight last night. She was like a deer in headlights when i told her to open her eyes.
Cole: She didn't see it cumming?

by yehohash February 18, 2010

Mississippi Hotpocket

When a man is fucking a woman, he shits on her pussy and then proceeds to eat her out.

I was banging a chick last night and I tried a Mississippi Hotpocket. Couldn't get the taste out for days.

by aing October 16, 2006

Mississippi Moonshine

A mixture of a woman's cum and period blood during that special time of the month. Happens while giving an oral lick. Very famous among the folks south of the Mason-Dixon Line, particularly Mississippi

When Byron performed a labia-lick on Blanche, she cummed and squirted a hot mess of Mississippi Moonshine in his mouth.

by watermelawn March 7, 2017

Mississippi Haymaker

The art in which a man ejaculates in one hand and throws the said ejaculate across the room with the intentions of entering and impregnating a loose vagina.

I.E. Hot dog, down a hallway.

It’s been so tough to get my wife pregnant, I had to throw a Mississippi Haymaker from across the room to see if it would stick…..

by Kweezysrooftop May 23, 2017

Mississippi Hedgehog

To squat over a person's face, allowing them to witness the majestic beauty of a hedgehog emerging from it's hole before it is forcefully thrust from the hole whence it came, with a hot wave of steaming, watery Mississippi mud.

Stephen is such a nature enthusiast that he spends almost every night admiring Mississippi Hedgehogs with his friends.

by Caevanus October 17, 2014

Mississippi seconds

Sloppy seconds with incest.

Billy Bob got Mississippi seconds with his sister after his dad had a go.

by KobishSmith August 22, 2014