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Michigan Condom

When the male chews gum 5 to 10 minutes before sex. The male then spits out the gum wraping it around the penis and proceeding to use it as a condoms. (Works for gay sex too!)
Person 1.: My pubes are so sticky

Person 2: whys that

Person 1: I let a stripper michigan condom me
by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020
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The international michigun day

The international michigun day is the day where michigun, the triple spike master, and the legend died... It's a sad day for the geometry dash community, may he find peace in heaven... And always jump over the triple spikes ∆∆∆
Dasher: it's the international michigun day today 😔
Friend: why are you sad?
Dasher: because the geometry dash legend, michigun died today...
Friend: oh damn, that sucks :(
Dasher: it does... May he find peace in heaven...
by TheDash8282 March 30, 2021
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machine girl

n. A crazy ass Japanese movie

adj. violent, murderous, and raw like the movie or the album "machine girl" that was inspired by it
"If you like those crazy ass Japanese movies, Machine Girl is definitely for you."

That car accident is machine girl.
by feverdreem March 1, 2019
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Icee Machine

A term refering to a sexual move involving a girl on her knees and a guy standing up. The girl works his dong while putting his balls in her mouth, acting as if she was drinking straight out of an icee machine.
My girlfriend used to give the best icee machines.
by Angry Dennis March 21, 2010
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Michigan exodus

The massive out migration of Michigan residents due to the poor state of the Michigan economy and lack of available work.
"I just graduated from college and I can't find work anywhere."
"Yeah I know. I'll be joining the Michigan exodus real soon myself."
by Stephen A.B. December 9, 2008
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Fax Machine

Attractive female. Stems from a commonly misheard lyric in AC/DC's song "You Shook Me All Night Long", which is "She was a fax machine". The actual lyric is "She was a fast machine".
Dude, did you see that fax machine back there?
by Jackle13 December 24, 2012
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wonka machine

When a slutty ass girl is blowing one man and is also is jerking one off in each hand. So 3 guys and one girl causing her to ski poles and neck in a fashion that resembles and crazy ass candy machine from Willy Wonka. When over they never speak to that hood rat again.
At the party last night Britany totally wonka machined those three guys over there. What a freak.
by Pimpski, Grizzz, Stovetop February 17, 2007
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