doucheous maximus

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.

"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"

by Camen510 January 2, 2009

maxim

The soft-porn magazine my brother has.

He got it for his birthday from one of my cousins.

by Shockin' Magenta January 22, 2004

Maximus

Has multiple Girls that love him even if he loves Someone else

That persons a Maximus

by dstuart513 June 18, 2020

steezius maximus

A name for someone who has a ton of steez.

Did you see him land that trick? That shit was bolts. He is now known as steezius maximus.

by MBardz November 27, 2007

maxiem

Maxim is a little gnome that can be very annoying . he is a little shit

person 1: hey maxiem
maxiem: shut up i'm on my period

by little shit boi March 6, 2017

pissus maximus

when you need to take a massive piss and can't hold it.

man im just gonna take a pissus maximus

by Tomobruz December 17, 2007

Maximus

A male human with a penis with great size.

Wow, Maximus has the biggest dick!

by Reylfllun January 8, 2019