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Matt

A POLITICAL VERSION OF A Karen/"Ian

A Matt is a political staffer who engages in partisan attacks on opposition using gaslighting, doxing, and misdirection while never speaking to their own party policy or position.
That matt doxed that citizen because he pointed out she was just gaslighting the public and couldn't defend his party's policy.
by Dale.Oldman May 21, 2020
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Matt

A person who takes 1 hour in the toilet taking a shit.
Me: That person is such a Matt.
by mariisdumbaf November 28, 2020
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Matt

A stupid fucking potato. Actually is smart but still really stupid. Lives in a tiny cave. He has the big gay.
Matt is a potato.
by GodSlasher April 10, 2019
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Matt

A "Matt" is a human being who knows very little about how blogging works. He continues to adamantly portray the knowledge of a great Web Developer, but tends to need help those around him. His hobbies include collecting black & white paintings of gun parts, cheerleading, and space travel. He can usually be seen in noisy neighborhoods with lots of trains passing by.
I'll schedule a call for you and I Matt to go over this setup.
by dbpan April 2, 2020
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Matt

Such cool UwU
Matt is the best and he is a furry (REAL NOT FAKE) 😆😆🤤🤤

Nevrr trust him, he jiggles his bobs in ur face if you try and talk to him....its so weird.
"Hey matt"
"Kys"
"*blocks u bc ur a furry*"
by snifflebeardfrog August 1, 2021
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Matt

Matt is another name for a shit
Man, I can’t wait to get home and take a soggy Matt
by whatsgood98 January 21, 2020
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Matt

Edl for life loved by all whites and is a skinhead
Matt is cute af
by Marcusfeedskids January 18, 2021
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