mars and venus

cockney rhyming slang for penis

your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Mars 30th

If you were born this day, congrats!

You are the most genuine, honest and definitely the baddest bitch.

But you can be too honest and say too much sometimes, but it doesn’t matter cuz you are a cutie.

Person born on Mars 30th: *says something inappropriate*
Other person: “well that was inappropriate, but whatever she’s/he’s honest and suuuuper cute”

by tigerrat November 11, 2019

No Gluten On Mars

After much debate in the scientific community Mr Graham Roach proved once and for all time on 28.01.2022 that Mars is indeed safe for Corliacs.

I feared going to Mars as I wasn’t sure if it would meet my gluten free needs. But I was delighted to discover that there is no gluten on Mars.

by Bring-Rown-Beer February 2, 2022

mars 29th

Mars 29 is the best day of your life
If someone say when is your birthday, you can say “mars 29th. And the will be like wow “you’re the coolest and the best person of them all

Hey are you’re birth on mars 29th?
Well then u probably say “ yes”

And they will say “wow you’re fabulous and awesome

by Mars 29th November 16, 2019

Mar Nardo

Mar Nardo is a word that “ItsJustMar” which is a rapper uses to describe himself. Mar Nardo means that he is willing to go slide on whoever, whenever.

“That Boy Mar Nardo been goin crazy”

by Trell2Wicked October 9, 2022

mar john

A person who has a lot of characteristics. That loves to care and support his/her love ones. Someone who enjoyed things where his/her personality show off. Who also cracks jokes that are often corny. A wholesome and extraordinary.

I want to have mar john for a lifetime.

by Keiyn June 9, 2021

mar 17

the day when you're able to Pinch you're friends Dick

It's time for a Mar 17 if you know what I mean

by iknV October 29, 2020