March 9th

march 9th is national chicken nugget day so get ur nugs

“OMG isn't national chicken nugget day! March 9th is the best!”

by totalclownhaha October 17, 2019

March 28

My birthday.

It's not March 28, so it is not my birthday today.

by imnotok69 July 27, 2018

March 18th

Big dick day, people born on this day know how to fuck so good. However that’s not all not only will they please your sexual needs they will also make you very happy. If you happen to meet someone born on this day better date them before you miss out

Damn he was born on March 18th he’s a fucken keeper

by Thisrealshit October 17, 2019

March 5th

The day you're aloud to hit your siblings

Me:it's March 5th

Siblings:oh no

by Lovepoopoo November 03, 2019

March 3

Today is throw an avocado at your friend day!

Person 1: hey guess what?
Person 2: uhh? What?
Person 1: *gets avocados out* it's march 3
Person 2: fuck

by UhhhHhhh...hi.its.daddy December 06, 2020

March 2nd

The day the the realist g on the earth was born hailing down as the conquerer of females and the slayer of opps

March 2nd The day of Legends

Ohhh so you are a march 2nd nigga

by 5God November 06, 2019

march 8th

the day a fine ass bitch was born! thick and has a pretty face too. so kind and loyal and funny and the best person!

guy: oh yeah her birthday is march 8th
guy: noo wayy woah

by getthemoney$$$ November 25, 2019