A combination of a man and a panda. A man by day, and a panda by night. Usually the husband of some chick named Alison. They have been known to cook meals for their wives only wearing an apron.
John: My tail is hard.
Alison: Um, tail?
John: Yes, my tail.
Alison: What the hell...
John: Well, I am a manda.
Alison: I thought you're name was John.
John: Not Amanda, a - manda.
Alison: Be my panda bitch?
John: Certainly.
Alison: Um, tail?
John: Yes, my tail.
Alison: What the hell...
John: Well, I am a manda.
Alison: I thought you're name was John.
John: Not Amanda, a - manda.
Alison: Be my panda bitch?
John: Certainly.
by pandamonium December 31, 2008
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Mandrake
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• Mandragora
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The best fucking place ever. This place is directly west of Bismarck, which sucks donkey balls. Mandan is home to some of the most badass and sexy people ever. Such people include people by the name of James, who is writing this because he's pretty happy with where he lives because this place damn sexy. Yeah, a town is sexy. This town is so sexy, the term "Man" came from this town. Anyone who is manly at all came from this badass motherfucking place.
Person 1: Oh shit, look at that badass motherfucker!
Person 2: Damn that guy is manly as fuck!
Person 3: That dude must be from Mandan!
Mandanian: Hell yeah, bitches.
Person 2: Damn that guy is manly as fuck!
Person 3: That dude must be from Mandan!
Mandanian: Hell yeah, bitches.
by manliestmanalive April 25, 2012
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As the legend goes, the mandrake was created along with the infamous mandrews. Mandrake was actually a growth or rather a parasite of the mandrews when they were birthed into the world. When the mandrake/mandrews combination came from the womb the doctor had mistaken the mandrake as the human and mandrews it's tool and/or the birth defect. Oh so very wrong was the doctor, so very wrong. As Mandrews grew the mandrake grew as well although glacially slow and now the mandrake walks the earth hunting/ stalking women and mandrews is it's bearer. When "they" talk about global warming/ halocaust/ and all sexual predators both online and infiltrating the system, they are speaking of the mandrake.
summoning:
to call forth the mandrake onto this plane of existence one must perform the summoning ritual. Details of this ritual were lost in the fires of hell to protect mortalkind.
As the legend goes, the mandrake was created along with the infamous mandrews. Mandrake was actually a growth or rather a parasite of the mandrews when they were birthed into the world. When the mandrake/mandrews combination came from the womb the doctor had mistaken the mandrake as the human and mandrews it's tool and/or the birth defect. Oh so very wrong was the doctor, so very wrong. As Mandrews grew the mandrake grew as well although glacially slow and now the mandrake walks the earth hunting/ stalking women and mandrews is it's bearer. When "they" talk about global warming/ halocaust/ and all sexual predators both online and infiltrating the system, they are speaking of the mandrake.
summoning:
to call forth the mandrake onto this plane of existence one must perform the summoning ritual. Details of this ritual were lost in the fires of hell to protect mortalkind.
by therockefeller December 21, 2007
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Not much of a "hood", since the rich guys and the squatters ain't bordered from one another. Manda's home to the most notorious crackerz in the whole South East, and also to factions of underground gang bangers.
The attraction in Manda's mostly the string of classy commercial malls that connects SM Supermalls, Robinson's Galleria, Shangri-La Plaza, the Starmall, and the unlikely MRT Mall. There are also a lot of clubs and pubs all around town. The night's the life, as they say.
Mandaluyong's located at the heart of residing busy commercial cities like San Juan, Quezon, Makati, and the capital itself, Manila; so it's pretty much suitable to mobility. On the other hand, though, traffic's WORST than anywhere in the world!
I wouldn't say that it's the best place to chill, but hey, Mandaluyong's totally of the hizzle, fo' real
Not much of a "hood", since the rich guys and the squatters ain't bordered from one another. Manda's home to the most notorious crackerz in the whole South East, and also to factions of underground gang bangers.
The attraction in Manda's mostly the string of classy commercial malls that connects SM Supermalls, Robinson's Galleria, Shangri-La Plaza, the Starmall, and the unlikely MRT Mall. There are also a lot of clubs and pubs all around town. The night's the life, as they say.
Mandaluyong's located at the heart of residing busy commercial cities like San Juan, Quezon, Makati, and the capital itself, Manila; so it's pretty much suitable to mobility. On the other hand, though, traffic's WORST than anywhere in the world!
I wouldn't say that it's the best place to chill, but hey, Mandaluyong's totally of the hizzle, fo' real
You thinkin' u in a peace-oriented city, homie? Hell, you ain't know what's goin' down here in Mandaluyong-- Welcome to the Philly's South Central, beezy!
by tego.calderon November 9, 2008
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