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Manager Mess

When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway
Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess
by Chowda The Great December 9, 2013
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admin manager

An ASDA employee with absolutely no earthly use. A cretinous bitch suffering a vastly over inflated sense of self-importance who lurks in the shadows waiting to pounce upon, and emotionally destroy, unsuspecting junior staff.
What happened to the new bloke?
He dared to look the admin manager in the eye, she tore out his soul and beat him to death with it.
by BalthazarFishwick April 13, 2017
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daddy manager

The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or

B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).

Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.

Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
by crudmonkey April 6, 2015
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Highness Management

Highness Management is a premier influencer marketing management agency.

Their team of experts specializes in utilizing influencer marketing strategies and online PR to create compelling, attention-grabbing content that resonates with your target audience.
by Alessia Rose March 21, 2023
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Picture Manager

The picture manager usually will tell their "employee" to take certain pictures in certain outfits and in certain poses. The "employee" will send them to the Picture Manager first then he'll approve of them. As payment, the "employee" will obey and receive rewards.
"I have some pictures, prompted by my picture manager ;)"
by Vacellious September 1, 2021
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Manager Pants

Pleated Khaki pants worn by restaurant managers and assistant managers.
You can spot the assistant manager by his manager pants accentuating his front butt.
by Mod_Deleted September 4, 2015
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event manager

Noun. ih.vent.ma.nuh.juh

Someone who solves your problems before you knew you had problems. Also specialises in precision guesswork based on unreliable data that changes daily.
Wow didn't the band cancel? Yes they did, but the event manager found a replacement
by Yolodopeshit October 9, 2023
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