Manpoon

It is when a man has the squirts or loose stools and needs to use some roll toilet paper like a tampoon to catch or absorb shit. It avoids a man to have shit streaks on his underwear.

Man I need to go to the bathroom to get a manpoon or my girlfriend will think that I shit myself.

by JBCE July 20, 2008

Manpoopshake

Someone who sux in a big way.

"Damn, that dude is one frosty manpoopshake"

by butterballs October 8, 2005

Manpoobs

A man with a lot of pubes poops out their butt and gets butthole pubes stuck to the turd as its falling out making an excruciating pain

Dude, last night I had a Manpoobs and it hurt my asshole hairs

by GaylordJohnson April 15, 2021

MANPOOP

MMMMM MANPOOP

PERSON 1: HEY JOHN

PERSON 2: MMMMM MANPOOP

by Calamity4181 August 16, 2022