A Muhamad is a goddamn stunning guy. He is especially talented when it comes to bed. If someone has a crush on a Muhamad, that person has won the jackpot. Open and honest but also cool and smart are qualities that will take care of your heart. A muhamad is just in everything what he does and is a fcking machine!
Girl: Oh I love to fuck with Muhamad through the whole Night!
Boy: Hey this guy looks really kind and hot like a Muhamad.
Boy: Hey this guy looks really kind and hot like a Muhamad.
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"Your Mom joke"-teller: You can jack two dicks with both hands.
Smartass (ignoring joke teller): But can you clap with one hand?
A-whore: How the fuck can you clap one hand?
Smartass: I guess you're not >Monampdextrous<. *begins clapping*
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Smartass (ignoring joke teller): But can you clap with one hand?
A-whore: How the fuck can you clap one hand?
Smartass: I guess you're not >Monampdextrous<. *begins clapping*
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