All the aliens have to do is watch 10 minutes of MTV and decide that there is no intelligent life on Earth.
by dammit September 29, 2003
"What are you watching?"
"Oh MTV"
"Um you mean RTV. There is no channel that plays Music Videos 24/7, real music."
"Oh MTV"
"Um you mean RTV. There is no channel that plays Music Videos 24/7, real music."
by Ludivine September 17, 2005
this has got to be the stupidest shit channel ever. I mean, come on, pre-packaged coolness? what the hell is wrong with kids these days? Whatever happened to sticking it to the man? Where black people had respect, and when white people were... wait... white people are the same. fuck them. Kids that watch MTV think their rebelious and cool, listening to EMO and bands like G-Unit, possibly the worst excuse for music ever. fuck mtv. fuck b.e.t. fuck the music industry in general. stick it to the man.
by stan marsh August 17, 2004
suppose to be (MUSIC TELEVISION) but usually just shows hrs and hrs of rap videos such as sucker free, and shows like real world, true life, and road rules,and is not living up to the name music television. it should be called rap television. the only good show i like on mtv is (rob and big) other than that everything else on mtv sucks.
by big Chad February 19, 2008
Hello we are MTV we tell you what's cool and uncool, you can't decide that for yourself because that would be uncoll and you're not uncool are you
by Hellion July 21, 2004
Miscellanious Television. Used to show half-assed music videos. Now it just shows crap and the lives of millionaire artist sellouts.
A conformists paradise.
A conformists paradise.
by Juliya April 12, 2004
a bunch of "ghetto" rappers who never actually lived in the ghetto, their just a bunch of rapping "ghetto" clowns who say they've been through a rough time with drugs and shit, classic rockers are the real deal.
by Gary Coleman; Charles March 16, 2004