Last Meal Request

A man's last meal request on death row is pussy.

LAST MEAL REQUEST

Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.

*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.

*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*

by JohnnnDoeee August 3, 2019

For meal your

When someone doesn’t know how to spell familiar because they never went to school

Boy 1: You look for meal your.
Girl 1: What?
Boy 1: You look for meal your.
Girl 1: what is for meal your ?
Boy 1: You look i know you!

by Someone on R/boneappletea December 18, 2020

heel meal

When you go to make a PB&J sandwich, but there is only the end pieces of the bread left. Everyone hates the heel meal, so much so that one would rather not have a sandwich at all than eat it.

Son: "Dad, we need food, there's nothing to eat!"
Dad: "Isn't there bread by the toaster, just go make a sandwich."
Son: "There's two pieces left and I'm not making a heel meal!"

by Willard Wonka January 2, 2021

Round meal

HOW TO DO IT: 1 BOIL IN BAG. 2 OPEN AND ENJOY.
MACARONI & BEEF
PROTEAN BLASTED
SERVES 3 MEN

Dude I had a whole round meal yesterday, now I feel like shit bro.

by Sandwichfucker69 December 23, 2021

Boys christmas meal

An outing on the town around christmas. A time for all the boys to go out, get shit faced and make some bad ideas. Usually involves binge gambling, liqueur, strip clubs and a momentum turner to finish the banger of a night.

It's meal time for the boys. Boys christmas meal, the only time to put dirty snatch finger in your mouth

by DSSB November 10, 2011

4 course meal

Someone who is looking hot af

Hey ciara that guy is looking like a 4 course meal, over there

by Unicorn1227 November 11, 2017

If it Means a Lot to You

Acoustic Track of the A Day to Remember album "Homesick". It is sung by Jeremy McKinnon, the lead singer of the band, and Sierra Kay, a singer from the band VersaEmerge.

Friend: Does A Day to Remember have any songs without any screaming???!!!
Me: Yes, listen to "If it Means a Lot to You".

by avidrocklover February 13, 2018