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Manchester

A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within either 24 hours or within a mutually agreed upon time frame, otherwise punishable with an open hand slap to the face. However if the Manchestered individual succeeds, they are then allowed to slap the individual who put the Manchester into motion. So Manchester with care.

Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda
Example 1:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)
by illyvilly September 24, 2019
mugGet the Manchestermug.

Greater Manchester Pincer

Lulling an ally into a false sense of security before sending them 8 terabytes of furry games/porn
"Yo dude you wont believe it, Nikolaj fell for the Greater Manchester Pincer last night"
by YaBoyPerun August 25, 2025
mugGet the Greater Manchester Pincermug.

Manchester Punch

Spitting on the fist and forcefully penetrate the rectum
I gave the girl a nice Manchester Punch the other day. She still cannot walk.
by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024
mugGet the Manchester Punchmug.

Manchester

A statement made in response to an individual claiming a course of action. Once "Manchester" has been established, said individual must complete their claim as quickly as possible; otherwise, they will be punished by a single slap to the face.
ORIGIN: Fort Bragg, North Carolina. All words said in the training areas west of Manchester Road are considered sacred to the 82nd Airborne Division. Over time, Manchester came to mean "sacred commitment."
Justin: “I’m gonna get the MS branch insignia behind my ear, hooah.”
Israel: “Manchester.”
Justin: 😳
by marxfromeveryengel June 24, 2022
mugGet the Manchestermug.

Manchester communication academy

This is the place where all students catch cases on a daily. All the girls are loudies but the boys all beg to be on “road” and try pull every gyal coming there way.
Wanna catch a case?
Sure let’s go manchester communication academy that’s noddy central
by Wedjie January 2, 2021
mugGet the Manchester communication academymug.

manchester indiana

The place where all kids go to chill.. as if

One wif of the bathroom you will com out smellin like fruits and weed😭

Don’t step foot in the schools in General you will see bitches getten they ah beat n ppl with collars and leashes being pulled around
Girl 1: YO SHE GETIN HER AH BEAT!!!
Teacher:🤷 ♀️ It’s Manchester Indiana
by Yumomma10000 December 12, 2021
mugGet the manchester indianamug.

manchester

the ghetto with all the geezers
john: where are u off too?

kate: the ghetto with all the geezers

john: u mean manchester?

kate: yeah the ghetto with all the geezers
by sum.star May 21, 2023
mugGet the manchestermug.

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