lonely nigger

A black hockey player.

"We got Swatowski."
"Thats one lonely nigger, this ain't hockey"

by Yillis May 17, 2006

Lonely Booty Radar

Also known as LBR, a male radar which helps said male locate a lonely hot girl at a bar. In most cases, the person using this radar is also using all five senses to strengthen the signal on the radar.

My lonely booty radar is picking up something. I got two to my northwest. Found 'em.

by Malcoholic May 6, 2009

Lonely Settlement

When someone is so lonely that they will be attracted to whoever pays them any sexual attention.

What the hell? Why is Laura going out with Jack? He's kind of a loser.
No guys ever talk to her. It's just your average case of lonely settlement.

by Sleet October 12, 2009

lonely_driver

Arrogant, self centered, egotistical person who has helped nurture his old, and current teammates, into becoming as insufferable as he is.

"Did you hear how lonely_driver lost a race recently?
"Really?"
"Yeah, but he and his fellow biased Admins deemed the race a victory for him because they couldn't let their legendary team (which 99% of them are members of) take a loss against someone who hasn't craked their car, letting his already inflated ego become even larger."
"Afterwards he proceeded to spam POWERHOUSE #1"
"Wow, he and his teammates sound like huge dicks."
"They are.."

by deeznutsbitch!!!! August 29, 2021

Lonely Island

When a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. Just so his bell end is popping out. Thus creating a Lonely Island. Often used on the Beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.

Haha! can see That Lonely Island!

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

lonely ass

It’s you when you don’t have a Valentine for St-Valentines day

« You are such a lonely ass, how can you not have a date for Valentine’s Day »

by cannot handle February 12, 2020

lonely pockets

A tragically flat female backside, termed as such because the back pockets on her jeans/skirt/shorts/etc... have little, if anything, to keep them company.

I like my girls built like Vida Guerra. You, on the other hand, prefer the ones with lonely pockets.

by HarshLindsey November 10, 2007