Mutual likerbation

When facebook friends 'like' every comment that the other types and visa versa.

Jim:yeah...I love hamsters..lol (John likes this)

John: I prefer guinea pigs. (Jim likes this)

Jim: But they bite. rofl (John like this)

Steve: You guys are totally having a mutual likerbation session. (Jim and John like this)

by lamar12 April 7, 2011

willy licker

A willy licker is a term used to degrade someone usually a man, insisting he is gay and likes penises.

Dave:- that girl is soooo hot!
John:- what the fuck would you know, you willy licker!
Dave:- you twat.

by Craigos Popoudopoulos November 3, 2013

fritter licker

A term my inventive boyfriend just told me is apparently a commonly used phrase supposedly meaning “one who licks vaginas ", possibly a term for lesbians , in an effort to cover up his suspiciously homo erotic fantasy involving courgettes.

“I am not a homosexual man, I'm a hardcore fritter licker!"

by Ol' grammar Mavis November 10, 2014

calf licker

Refers to a person who enjoys licking the hairs on another's calf.

"Stop licking his calves you calf licker!"

by Calf licker June 30, 2016

Sad Liker

When a person Likes their own post, they're a Sad Liker. The reason behind doing this is because they found their post decent, so they don't want to take it down, but it wasn't noticed by anybody else. It's existence is useless. So, to avoid embarrassing themselves, they create the illusion that someone actually cared about the shit they had to say.

We've all been there. Don't lie to yourself.

Stephanie: "Whoa! Dude! Have you seen your last post? It has ZERO likes!"
Kevin: "WUT?" *Furiously logs in to his account*
Stephanie: "And you were so popular, too... Where are all your followers at?"
Kevin: *Quietly clicks the thumbs-up*"What are you talking about? It has a like."
Stephanie: "I see through your lies, Kevin... You Sad Liker."

by Bill "Bill" Billson August 3, 2016

Lizard licker

A phrase you call a fiend addicted to any hard drugs

Ex. Opioids, Promethazine, Codeine, Heroin, Cocaine
All of these give fiends the dry mouth, lizards are dry. Thus, Lizzard Licker

Them boys be on them perky’s and them xannies, they some lizard licker’s !

She looks like she a lizard licker.

by Trey ReasoNz February 12, 2022

Battery licker

Someone who licks batteries; a moron.

Only battery lickers think Tesla's are good vehicles.

by ghost module November 17, 2022