by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>`~`LiNdA`~`BeaUveR`~`LiNdA`~`<.7.9.7.6.> mug.1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
by hipslickcool October 30, 2020
Get the Linda mug.by Bak Hyemi September 15, 2022
Get the Linda Brown mug.There are many Linda's but this specific one is a different Linda. A snake if you may. A snake that slithers into your life and pretends to be your friend until it's already too late. Linda will try to penetrate your friend groups and attempt to take them as her own. Even though most people will see right through this terrible creature some won't realize until Linda already has her slimy skin wrapped around them.
by ZoinkersScoober November 27, 2021
Get the Linda mug.Linda, like a Karen, but she is the manager! She never listens to the good employees, just the bad. Every day is a new day for Linda. If you find a Linda, feed her plant based foods.
by cathysis October 9, 2020
Get the Linda mug.She's such a hypocrite person Who has a zero personality and many faces She changes her sexuality everyday and depends on her mood.
She thinks that all ppl talks behind her back but we can't even put her as a Lomb on our toilet .
She thinks that all ppl talks behind her back but we can't even put her as a Lomb on our toilet .
by Lingtak1234 August 19, 2021
Get the Linda mug.Linda Rojas is a super cute ass girl. She an rock any hair color and she's perfection. Everyone should love her. And she's really nice. Don't fuck with her she'll beat the shit out of you.
"Omg look at Linda Rojas. I love her hair. She can rock any hair color."
"Right? I wish I was as beautiful as her ."
"Right? I wish I was as beautiful as her ."
by Theotherslayqueen February 20, 2015
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