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funny lie

Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.
Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'
by TeJayyMatee May 31, 2014
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THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.
My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.
by crackkillah September 2, 2018
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Purple Lie

Not telling the whole truth but not exactly lying.
"I don't have my keys" (When in reality you actually lost your keys but don't want to admit it - Purple Lie)
by AnthBrezo June 21, 2023
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lie-dea

When you come up with a great idea for a story that is a lie.
He asked me if I was busy and I knew I wasn't, but I came up with a great

lie-dea to convince him that I was.
by J_Seg January 7, 2017
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backup lie

1. Something you should come up with when your lame excuse does not take expected effect;

an additional lie intended to make your original lie sound more convincing;

2. A crucial element in the chain of one's lie.
Guy: You're so special, I like you so much!
Girl: That's so sweet. What particulalrly do you like about me?
Guy (to himself): Damn! I should have come up with a backup lie before I told her that!

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Why didn't you give him the laxative?
Student: Um...
Teacher: Didn't even bother to make up any backup lie... You get an F, you, moron!
by DYA September 18, 2012
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Grover Lie

Adding false details to a story to prove a point. "Grover" can be replaced by whomever is using said "Grover Lie".
ie; Grover: Hey, did you know that the earth is flat?

Dan: No its not; its round!

Grover Lie: What are you talking about; my dad tried to sail around the world and fell off the side.
by Mac174 June 25, 2008
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piece of lie

a repugnant lie (untruth). Appropriated from Indian English.
i dont believe this is true at all. a total piece of lie.
by Ellen Fisher July 20, 2008
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