Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.
Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!
by Realdeal34 December 30, 2014
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(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)
(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)
by Dino Doug January 22, 2021
Get the lettuce fetish mug.The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.
by Yumyumman March 31, 2020
Get the Cold lettuce mug.somebody who doesn't care about what people think and blabs his mouth mouth like crazy. Their always acting stupid and loitering around.
by golfpridespacewide December 14, 2015
Get the Lettuce Face mug.Informal humorous jargon used to describe marijuana and lampoon religious people’s belief that it is the work of the devil.
I’m glad we don’t have to hide the devil’s lettuce in our backyard anymore. Now if we could just get the feds to reschedule it.
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Get the Ball of lettuce mug.Contrary to popular belief, if you look at the old testament, the devils lettuce is actually a reference to dogshit nasty cilantro.
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