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skinny lettuce

Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.
Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!
by Realdeal34 December 30, 2014
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lettuce fetish

Extreme vegan's with logic skills equivalent to a retard, and disrespects all who eat meat. People with a lettuce fetish are know to be immune to logic, "just as healthy", and have daddy issues.

(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)
Karen had a lettuce fetish, and complained on social media about all the cruel meat fucking eaters.
by Dino Doug January 22, 2021
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Cold lettuce

The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.
Child: Hey Dad what’s for dinner

Dad: Steak with a side of cold lettuce
by Yumyumman March 31, 2020
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Lettuce Face

somebody who doesn't care about what people think and blabs his mouth mouth like crazy. Their always acting stupid and loitering around.
"Tyler's just a fucking lettuce face, he's always acting dumb and shit"
by golfpridespacewide December 14, 2015
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Devil’s lettuce

Informal humorous jargon used to describe marijuana and lampoon religious people’s belief that it is the work of the devil.
I’m glad we don’t have to hide the devil’s lettuce in our backyard anymore. Now if we could just get the feds to reschedule it.
by Toosour August 23, 2019
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Ball of lettuce

The better name for the shape of lettuce.
Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.
by Helios Alpha May 30, 2016
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Devil's Lettuce

Contrary to popular belief, if you look at the old testament, the devils lettuce is actually a reference to dogshit nasty cilantro.
"Keep that god damn Devil's lettuce off of my tacos."
by Frostybadger August 9, 2021
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