Someone who talks to inanimate objects
Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it
Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it
Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it
Me : holy buddy’s a nut
Me : holy buddy’s a nut
by stalin_was_ballin October 25, 2022
Get the Lettuce talkermug. Person 1: Yo dude lets go to In N Out for your 16th birthday
Person 2: Nah dude I have a better idea. Let's go to (expensive restaurant name)
Person 1: I like it. But how are we gonna pay for it dawg?
Person 2: We'll just go with the lettuce gang. They can pay for us.
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Boss: Dude where did all the lettuce go?
Grocer: Oh the lettuce gang came in and ate all of it. I tried to stop them but was unsuccessful.
Person 2: Nah dude I have a better idea. Let's go to (expensive restaurant name)
Person 1: I like it. But how are we gonna pay for it dawg?
Person 2: We'll just go with the lettuce gang. They can pay for us.
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Boss: Dude where did all the lettuce go?
Grocer: Oh the lettuce gang came in and ate all of it. I tried to stop them but was unsuccessful.
by imagirlatRLS July 24, 2019
Get the lettuce gangmug. by FuckinRacistShitBag February 25, 2020
Get the Dried Lettucemug. by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 17, 2021
Get the lettuce jugglingmug. The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.
by Yumyumman March 31, 2020
Get the Cold lettucemug. Lettuce from your butthole
by Flaming3agl3 September 8, 2023
Get the butthole lettucemug. Contrary to popular belief, if you look at the old testament, the devils lettuce is actually a reference to dogshit nasty cilantro.
by Frostybadger August 9, 2021
Get the Devil's Lettucemug.