Dirty Lettuce

Another term of weed.

*Hits blunt* Yeah, thats some good dirty lettuce.

by NPC112 November 12, 2019

Lettuce muncher

A woman that eats women out.

Person 1: Look at those girls lezzing it up.
Person 2: Yup. Those are some lettuce munchers!

by imjustabill March 10, 2023

Sharpie Lettuce

When the girl/guy at chipotle accidentally drops the sharpie pen into the lettuce container.

Dang?!?!? She just tried to give you sharpie lettuce.

by Miz_pineda May 15, 2015

Hot lettuce

The feeling you get when your extremely hungover. Hot sweats, chills, nausea, the shits, and the whole shebang. You feel soggy like hot, wet lettuce. I mean, can you really feel worse than that?

"Man, I drank so much last night. I feel like fucking hot lettuce".

by Sydneyp0798 January 15, 2022

lettuce Bones

The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.

I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.

by etonbongwoop November 11, 2022

lettuce juggling

when you juggle lettuce

Dave: damn, he do be lettuce juggling doe
bill: damn staight

by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 18, 2021

Street lettuce

Lettuce you find in planters on the street.It doesn’t taste that great but it’s edible(I tried it and I don’t recommend it).

Example:Today my friends and I were walking down Front st and we saw street lettuce growing in a planter.

by Assfartion November 02, 2017