by thatguydr August 19, 2010
Get the Lazy Palinmug. I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.
by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009
Get the Failed Lazinessmug. The state of being too lazy to click a link and read its associated content. The most common cause of link laziness is for one to be overwhelmed by the amount of information available on an online forum or news site. Someone who is link lazy would prefer to hover their arrow over a link title to view a brief snapshot of the content, in order to decide if the text or story is worth reading, rather than to click the link and read the whole post or article on its own page.
While skimming the news on Google, I ran across a link titled, "Mel Gibson Tells Jay Leno About His Eighth Child: 'I Guess I'm ...", and I just wasn't interested enough to read the rest of what he said. I'm so link lazy.
by Johnny on the Spot81 May 25, 2009
Get the link lazymug. (ley-zee-bloo-ber-ee): a "lazy blueberry" is the name for a testicle that has fallen asleep during any kind of rigorous activity. The ball falls asleep because blood rushes from it to your extremities. This most often occurs during the act of masturbating and sometimes while swimming or playing basketball. This almost never happens while using the restroom.
by JohnnyBanger May 30, 2009
Get the lazy blueberrymug. A concept in business which is poorly understood by MBA-types and/or inside start-ups;
When quantified by your data analysts, these customers appear to be loyal to your brand as they keep on using your crap. However, qualitative studies will unravel that the intersection between the sentiment of these customers towards your company and the traditional definition of loyalty is non-existent.
Typical causes of lazy loyalty are companies making it hard for their customers to switch to a competitor, or a persistent apathy towards you among your customer base.
When quantified by your data analysts, these customers appear to be loyal to your brand as they keep on using your crap. However, qualitative studies will unravel that the intersection between the sentiment of these customers towards your company and the traditional definition of loyalty is non-existent.
Typical causes of lazy loyalty are companies making it hard for their customers to switch to a competitor, or a persistent apathy towards you among your customer base.
by PinkBunny1990 October 24, 2016
Get the lazy loyaltymug. 
A couple that will be together for such a long time to the point where people start saying "Damn, they're still together?"
by Lol It's Lucy BRUH January 30, 2017
Get the Lazy Tortmug.