Landvatter

1. Cooking on a beach and getting smashed by a
title wave of jellyfish

2. a STRANGE child

3. one who is strange

4. the anti-buddha

That one guy in World cultures is such a LANDVATTER

by SCARYCREEPYGUY April 23, 2009

landhat

An alcoholic beverage/cocktail consisting of Ron Roberto spiced rum and Dr. Pepper.

Let's get shitty on landhats tonight.

by bawwwry April 23, 2009

Landvantage

An advantage one has over another due to being on land.

"My pet hippo would slaughter your pet rhino if they were to do battle in water. But the rhino has a landvantage over the hippo - rhinos dominate hippos on land."

by OB & TSB February 4, 2010

landmark anxiety

the feeling you get when you just can't find a landmark while looking for a place in an unknown environment

John was getting landmark anxiety because his date had told him the restaurant was next to a blue sign, which he couldn't find.

by le ballzilla July 27, 2010

Landmarked

that means that you marked her- that you skidded sperm all over her twat fur… that means that you got her, where no one else never had her- sex game critical, now you are her master.

your girl has been landmarked.

by thesexfreakyomanwants December 24, 2011

Lansrath

(noun). lans a rat. baseball wife, cleat chaser, you play baseball you're going to get score a home run. Soristitute/very nice lady. Is most likely to preform a Hauser and a Carmichael with you. #urbandictionary.

Boy:I just signed a scholarship to play baseball!
Boy2: Oh well you'll probably get a Lansrath, lucky bastard.

by fratfratfratfratfrat February 6, 2012

Landavore

A person who will only eat food that comes from solid ground I.e. No seafood or aquatic plants.

I was going to take her to that new seafood place, but then I found out she was a landavore.

Me: Shrimp?
Her: No thanks, I'm a landavore.

by Gaddych September 8, 2013