Landraping 

The act of vigorously removing all outdoor plants and decor. It is the raping of the land.

When landraping, you will tear up all trees, shrubs, grass, molch, rocks, dirt (optional) - and then discard of it all - leaving the property barren.

Can't afford lawn care anymore? Hire a landraping company to rape your lawn of anything that requires upkeep.

Landraping by Landraper October 23, 2011

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

Australian Landscaping 

Shaving your genitals, landscaping “down under”.

Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.

Australian Landscaping by SloppyToppyMike May 24, 2019

denver landscaping project 

The act of taking a buddy to your basement or closet to shave their genitals and plant tulips.

Jimbo invited his buddy Jagen over for a Denver landscaping project on Saturday.

denver landscaping project by Tinklebooze September 16, 2019

Total Landscaping 

The self-induced destruction of credibility based on a layering of ridiculous actions.

He is going total landscaping with all those tweets alleging election fraud.

Total Landscaping by Otnobor November 9, 2020

Fulton Landscaping 

Fulton Landscaping used to be called Fulton Lawn Care till relevantly Tristen Fulton the owner changed the name. They are a family owned company walking away with about $200k per year.

Dang Fulton Landscaping is good

Fulton Landscaping by Urban Official February 8, 2021

landscaping 

trimming or shaving body hair for aesthetic effect. may involve tanning too.

jonathan's so gay. he shaves everything below his collar and calls it landscaping.

landscaping by minghi May 17, 2003