It's all lamps

A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.

"What do you mean this is a hardware store it's all lamps?!"

by mongoes March 20, 2012

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Lamp dancing

The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.

"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"

by The Erotic Frenchie June 12, 2017

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Amber Lamps

OH GOD HES DYING SOMEONE GO GET THE AMBER LAMPS!

OH GOD JEREMY IS HAVING A SEIZURE CALL THE AMBER LAMPS!

by gamer #37352628 March 7, 2019

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One of a kind metal lamp built in 2014 by a simple man from New York to honor the boy band One Direction and it's One Direction fandom. The fandom who by the way has the power to make anyone famous. Harry Styles has tweeted about the lamp on Twitter The One Direction Lamp story has featured on People.com ABC TV's Good Morning America BuzzFeed.com Huffpost.com Tumbler.com Me.me IMBD.com

1D lamp Harry styles just tweeted about the One Direction lamp

by A Simple man from New York November 9, 2021

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hamster lamp

The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.

Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you

Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?

Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo

by 96blaze January 6, 2014

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