Dirty Lettuce

Another term of weed.

*Hits blunt* Yeah, thats some good dirty lettuce.

by NPC112 November 12, 2019

Lettuce muncher

A woman that eats women out.

Person 1: Look at those girls lezzing it up.
Person 2: Yup. Those are some lettuce munchers!

by imjustabill March 10, 2023

Sharpie Lettuce

When the girl/guy at chipotle accidentally drops the sharpie pen into the lettuce container.

Dang?!?!? She just tried to give you sharpie lettuce.

by Miz_pineda May 15, 2015

Hot lettuce

The feeling you get when your extremely hungover. Hot sweats, chills, nausea, the shits, and the whole shebang. You feel soggy like hot, wet lettuce. I mean, can you really feel worse than that?

"Man, I drank so much last night. I feel like fucking hot lettuce".

by Sydneyp0798 January 15, 2022

Lettuce licker

Basically a word to offend lesbians.

Noah: “You’re such a lettuce licker!”
Emily: “I’m not a lettuce licker!”
Noah: “You are too!”
Emily: *punches him*

by TheyallloveN May 03, 2023

Lettuce talker

Someone who talks to inanimate objects

Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it

Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it

Me : holy buddy’s a nut

by stalin_was_ballin October 25, 2022

lettuce Bones

The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.

I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.

by etonbongwoop November 11, 2022