Ball of lettuce

The better name for the shape of lettuce.

Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.

by Helios Alpha May 30, 2016

Devil's Lettuce

Contrary to popular belief, if you look at the old testament, the devils lettuce is actually a reference to dogshit nasty cilantro.

"Keep that god damn Devil's lettuce off of my tacos."

by Frostybadger August 9, 2021

Lettuce Face

somebody who doesn't care about what people think and blabs his mouth mouth like crazy. Their always acting stupid and loitering around.

"Tyler's just a fucking lettuce face, he's always acting dumb and shit"

by golfpridespacewide December 14, 2015

butthole lettuce

Lettuce from your butthole

We’ll be serving butthole lettuce before the entree, sir

by Flaming3agl3 September 8, 2023

Dirty Lettuce

Another term of weed.

*Hits blunt* Yeah, thats some good dirty lettuce.

by NPC112 November 11, 2019

Sharpie Lettuce

When the girl/guy at chipotle accidentally drops the sharpie pen into the lettuce container.

Dang?!?!? She just tried to give you sharpie lettuce.

by Miz_pineda May 16, 2015

Lettuce talker

Someone who talks to inanimate objects

Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it

Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it

Me : holy buddy’s a nut

by stalin_was_ballin October 25, 2022