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Leech

A retarded redneck with a crusty ass mullet named dirty dick Dan
Dirty dick Dan is a leech. He latched onto my pooper just to get a log of shit on his mustache
by Dirty dick Daniel January 8, 2019
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Ono leech

Any follower of Yoko Ono who believes in everything she says no matter what just because she was John Lennon's wife. (People who wouldn't give a shit about her if she wasn't with John wouldn't count as Ono Leeches.
"Oooh, I just got this new Yoko album!!"
"If it weren't for John, she wouldn't even sing, let alone get a record deal."
"Don't say that! She's amazing!"
"You're such an Ono Leech"
by powderdrain December 29, 2009
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Leech

a man who dates a woman for longer than 5 years and doesn't propose. He leeches off her best years and is still afraid to commit.
If you've been dating for 10 years you have a leech on your hands, he's just waiting around to find a wife.
by BarenLannd June 7, 2024
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Leech

Someone who always tries to benefits of others
Montags are the biggest leechers
by black chair101 September 16, 2025
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Cum Leech

A woman who refused to detach from the Penis after oral sex.
"Jenny is a cum Leech she sucked my cock and then I fell asleep ,it went on for hours until I got a cum blister"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
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That's a leech

It's an alternative phrase for "That sucks".
Leeches suck so if something is a leech, then it sucks.

B. 5/31/17
1. Friend: Man I just failed my final

You: Dang that's a leech
2. Friend: *sings terribly*

You: Stop man, you're a leech at singing
by Nicemanberries May 31, 2017
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Leech

Someone who benefits from your downfall
Yo! Them leech off you..
by staywoke February 4, 2019
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