Leech

A retarded redneck with a crusty ass mullet named dirty dick Dan

Dirty dick Dan is a leech. He latched onto my pooper just to get a log of shit on his mustache

by Dirty dick Daniel January 8, 2019

Ono leech

Any follower of Yoko Ono who believes in everything she says no matter what just because she was John Lennon's wife. (People who wouldn't give a shit about her if she wasn't with John wouldn't count as Ono Leeches.

"Oooh, I just got this new Yoko album!!"
"If it weren't for John, she wouldn't even sing, let alone get a record deal."
"Don't say that! She's amazing!"
"You're such an Ono Leech"

by powderdrain December 29, 2009

Leech

a man who dates a woman for longer than 5 years and doesn't propose. He leeches off her best years and is still afraid to commit.

If you've been dating for 10 years you have a leech on your hands, he's just waiting around to find a wife.

by BarenLannd June 7, 2024

Leech

Someone who always tries to benefits of others

Montags are the biggest leechers

by black chair101 September 16, 2025

Cum Leech

A woman who refused to detach from the Penis after oral sex.

"Jenny is a cum Leech she sucked my cock and then I fell asleep ,it went on for hours until I got a cum blister"

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

That's a leech

It's an alternative phrase for "That sucks".
Leeches suck so if something is a leech, then it sucks.

B. 5/31/17

1. Friend: Man I just failed my final

You: Dang that's a leech
2. Friend: *sings terribly*

You: Stop man, you're a leech at singing

by Nicemanberries May 31, 2017

Leech

Someone who benefits from your downfall

Yo! Them leech off you..

by staywoke February 4, 2019