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Kitty Fishing

The learned skill of fishing kittens from under your couch, bed, or any other awkward place they may adventure to by dragging any rope like object near it and slowly pulling it away.
I tried to convince my kitty to come out from under the couch for two hours last night, finally my girlfriend grabbed my shoe lace threw it under the couch and slowly began kitty fishing.. low and behold at the other end of the lace we found my kitty hanging on by his teeth.
by Kitty Fisher November 18, 2011
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Danger Kitty

1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!
"How much you want to bet that Librarian is a Danger Kitty?"
by Mr. 1derful February 13, 2009
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Kitty cunt

Someone who is acting like a little wuss or has the attitude of a mean child.
John whined about coming to the party; he is such a kitty cunt.
by troygtf December 17, 2008
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Kitty Swing

Verb
To smoke marijuana

Kitty, or Kitties, are slang for the actual item smoked, marijuana, and the swing is the device used to smoke it.

"Riding the kitty swing", is the act of being or getting high.

to "Adopt some kittys", is the act of buying or obtaining marijuana.
Hey man, do you wanna go ride the kitty swing?
Fa show.

Yo I'm adopting some kittys right now, do you have a swing we could put them on later?
Yea man, it's brand new let's see how it rides.

Yo what's up with ben?
He's riding the kitty swing right now.
by R Munny January 14, 2010
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Kitty Thump

The act of starting the sexual act of "doggy-style" proceeded by knocking both hands out from underneath the girl forcing her to drop her head in the sheets/pillow/cement; forcing her to arch her back much like a kitten. The "thump" is derived from the sexual act of a donkey punch. A donkey punch involves knocking the female unconscious by hitting the back of her head forcing her butthole to tighten. Urban legend says after many generations, the "punch" became a "thump."
Kyle kitty-thumped the shit out of Reagan last night.

Austen was being a douche so we kitty thumped his ass.

That girl is so hot but is a bitch...let's kitty thump her.

Kitty thump...hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiey
by Steve Landis October 4, 2011
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Dirty Kitty

The act of going from ass to vagina or removing one's penis from the asshole and placing it directly into the vagina without cleaning it first. Akin to ATM or "ass to mouth", the dirty kitty should be referred to as ATV.
My girlfriend was busting my balls one night so I decided to give her a Dirty Kitty. Yeah, I went full ATV on that bitch.

If you keep messing with me i'm going to ATV your wife next time I fuck her. Yeah, im going to Dirty Kitty that filthy slut, she deserves it.
by Chiroo January 20, 2009
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Hello Kitty

A cartoon cat made by the Japanese company Sanrio. She is not satanic, she is not trying to take over the world. She is just a cute little cartoon cat.
by weirdo44 October 18, 2008
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