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Kiddy-Style

A sexual activity in which the woman gets in a downward dog position and stretches her ass open. The man proceeds to put the tip, and only the tip, of his penis into her ass. While in her the man will urinate. Afterwards, the woman will shit her piss-fermented shit into a tube, put it in an oven, and wait for it to turn into a baby. This reflects the way one percieves sex as a kid. FOR BEST EFFECT DO THIS WHILE SOFT
Damn, me and this bitch hd the best kiddy-style sex last night. I can't for that thing to come out of the oven!
by TheDefinerOfSodom December 12, 2019
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Kiddie Meth

"Kiddie Meth" is a nickname for Ritalin or Concerata crushed or opened, then snorted, injected, or smoked, the chemical structures ressemblence to meth gives it a similar high.
Lego Yoda: Hmmmmm, Addicted to ritalin i am, snort it, i must.
John: Silly lego yoda, thats kiddie meth you be takin
by LegoYodaFan September 29, 2019
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Kiddie

Kiddie is a cute, funny boy. He's also caring and affectionate, he's crazy and will do anything to make people smile, and likes to say and do jokes. Speaking with him is never boring, he's also very pretty, even though he doesn't thinks that.
"Yesterday I was speaking with Kiddie, he's so wholesome!"
by wicked_sxn October 9, 2019
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kiddy widdler

Me: Harvey, where’s your dad?
Harvey: you mean that kiddy widdler?
Me: yep..
by Harvey’s dad December 29, 2017
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Kiddy pool

Kiddy pool - The name you call a a chick when they got more bodies then a cemetery
by Trippie tremmor 69 February 10, 2020
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Kiddy park

A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.
Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020
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kiddy pool

when a male masturbates on his back and the semen fills his belly button
dude that was sick i made my own kiddy pool
by moremashpotatoes June 2, 2020
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