Kobe!

Someone yells “Kobe!” While or after making a hoop. It’s based off of the famous basketball player Kobe Bryant, aka “Black Mamba”. 🏀🕊

Daquan: *throws basketball to hoop* Kobe!

by Irrelevanttttt April 6, 2020

kobé

An extremely rare being, more rare than a jellyfish tree. If you was to ever come across a kobé you are considered astronomically lucky. Their understanding of the full picture is unchallenged. Don’t question their ability as they make the impossible seem basic.

P1: I finally came across Kobé today.

P2: OMG!! What happened?
P1: kobé opened my eyes and now I feel more powerful than ever!

by One-n-only November 23, 2021

Kobe!

1: The tastiest beef in the world. Melts in your mouth.
2: A cool city in Japan, between the sea and the moutains. Next to Osaka and Kyoto.

3: A b-ball player who passed in a Heli crash.

>You like that Kobe in Kobe with Kobe!?
>Yeah man, all 3 are the best in the world!

by CCCCChode January 30, 2023

Kobe.?!?.

Kobe is just chilling watching cartoons and then his big brother comes in and fucks him out of nowhere and then he rides his dad then his sister sticks the rose up him

Kobe.?!?. Getting it done to him

by Wowowowoe April 11, 2025

Kobe Bryant

One of the 3 greatest basketball players to ever lace me up. We all yelled Kobe when shooting fade-away jumpers. He made us motivated and us hoopers inspired to jack up jumpers from 50! We will never forget you RIP KOBE JELLY BEAN BRYANT

Kobe Bryant

Guy 1: Yo you heard about Kobe?

Guy 2: Yeah that man would give you 81 on any day!!

by JayBoss18 January 26, 2020

Kobe Assist

NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.

Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.

by jameshunger October 30, 2013

Kobe Mendezed

It is when someone gets their shit rocked after someone says "Fuck you" to them.

Calvin just got Kobe Mendezed

by COLEBASS December 18, 2018