Kansas Kiwi

It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum

"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."

by Paintbait August 8, 2020

strawberry-kiwi

this is so corny but i wanted to do something unique and romantic ig SO DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR IT will you be my girlfriend and let me hit? 😜

zena: im going to bash him on the head with a brick

aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭

Strawberry-kiwi

by allegedmanwhore November 17, 2023

lil kiwi

a soundcloud rapper from new zealand

any song by lil kiwi makes me wanna hit the griddy

by gayassvodkaman January 1, 2023

Kiwi

A fat ugly thing that has very greasy hair and is a weirdo that walks around with teddies

K: oh my gosh did you see kiwi??!!
M: YES IT WAS SO FUNNY

by Tango.In July 3, 2022

Cutting a kiwi

Slang for jacking it

Just finished cutting a kiwi....I swear that doesn't mean jackin it

by joshuaNHL October 10, 2023

kiwi

birb

that kiwi is a birb.

by FuriTheFruitBat April 16, 2022

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier”

by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023