Kiwi

life

"u thought life was a kiwi?"
"yeah"
"then u were right"

"oh my god u have no kiwi"

by pruh101 April 6, 2017

Kiwi

A perfect little hairy egg

Kiwi, (aka a perfect little hairy egg) For use when you are extremely bored. e.g:
Friend: what's your favourite fruit
You: the perfect little hairy egg fruit
Friend: ...

by Emosaurus Rex December 3, 2018

Kiwi

Some who dope but got a massive penis

Zach is so kiwi

by Vaginalover1574 November 13, 2020

kiwi

kiwi is a fruit that doesn't taste nice after brushing your teeth. It is also a word to describe someone from New Zealand.

'pass me the kiwi'
'Hey, there's a kiwi over there' (pointing to a tanned person from New Zealand.

by a.bxtch.that.hates.boris&trump June 14, 2020

Kiwi

What New Zealanders call themselves. Seemingly no one regards it as cringe!

We New Zealanders shouldn´t call ourselves "Kiwis".

by Orange Sleeves August 26, 2019

kiwy

a purple fruit that comes out your ass or mouth depending which one opens first after sex

i hope my kid never kiwys

by mommymaddie September 15, 2022

Kiwi

SOME TRASH ASS EMPLOYS WHO BEAT FECKIN CHILDREN. NOT OKAY. MY SON IS NOT A PART OF THIS HORRIBLE WEED SMOKING TRASH ASS MILEU. WTF. I HATE KIWI.

"let's go to kiwi bro"
"bro, thats not okay bro, you know they some horrible people bro"

by KIWIMOTHAFUCKA March 4, 2019