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Jordan

Jordan is a term originating from social media, referencing to black people in a humorous or satire way to mock cancel culture. The term Jordan is also used to get around the text filter in said social media. Jordan is being used as an alternative to black people or the n word.
Example 1
Person 1: Oh god damn, the crime rate in Chicago is so high!
Person 2: I just know those Jordans are behind it!

Example 2
Person 1: Black people used to have it so bad in the cotton farms, torture was really common.
Person 2: Those Jordans deserved it!
by luckfuck22 April 3, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.
Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"
by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020
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jordan

an amazing friend who can easily go off on you. she is very pretty and all the guys go after her. her and daniel like each other a lot but just won't admit it . her favorite thing to say is dammmmmm and shes very athletic she loves volleyball and she has an amazing bestfriend named la'nyah
look at jordan go
by loverboyyyy May 6, 2019
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Jordan

A cat dad you sits one person away from me in buissness, he is a cool dude with two kittens (?) and he built them a sanctuary before he got them. is is the coolest dood you'll ever meet! :)
Wow man, hes a cat dad, his name must be Jordan!
by John56tom December 11, 2019
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Jordan

A unit of measurement: specifically, the smallest measurable unit of work.
"This place is a mess! Has anybody done any work in here?"
"Jordan, just about."
by Fles September 21, 2022
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Jordan

The most incredible, loving boy you've ever met. Although it may take a while for you to fall in love with him, there is no way you'll be able to resist him once you get to know the real him. He has the most incredible eyes and you can't help but feel safe when he holds you. Jordan may take a long time to open up to you but when he does you really do know that he trusts you. He will always be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on or if you just want to go out and have fun (he's always up for a party). He's never in a rush and is more than happy to go at your pace, he always puts his girl first. He makes the most incredible boyfriend in the world, and although he may annoy you at times, before you know it you will have been with him for a year and you will never ever want to let him go!

If you can get yourself a Jordan, do not hesitate to take the oppurtunity. Keep him and make sure you never let him go, no matter the bad times you may go through ( but please don't take my Jordan, I'm far too in love with him already )
I love you Jordan, more than I think you know.
by Just your girlfriend June 18, 2018
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Jordanism

A word, or a phrase that will utter a complete shock on everyone else .
“I’m gonna go *** myself

What did you just do a jordanism
by Word bukkake December 11, 2021
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