The most amazing guy in the world. He is sexy, funny, and athletic all at the same time. He won't beat up anyone unless he is provoked. There is nothing wrong with him. He is also a sex-god. His muscles bulge from his body. He is the right man to go out with. He will own you in any competition without even trying. Spec-fucking-tacular.
(He doesn't go out with sluts though, you sluts)
(He doesn't go out with sluts though, you sluts)
by TomGeorge12 October 31, 2012
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Jonathan is the sweetest guy you will ever meet!! He's such an amazing boyfriend I can't even explain! ;) :) he's super sweet and incredibly smart. Anytime I need help he's always there for me :) :D I couldn't ask for more of a better person and boyfriend in my life! I love him so much!!! ;D He's the most positive person you will ever meet! I love to make him laugh or smile because his smile is the best joy I can find in life. I love you so much babe!! -Nicole ;) :)
by nicoleb322 September 8, 2013
Get the Jonathan mug.A sweet, kind, thoughtful guy that can sometimes slightly off. Kinda lazy, but really hardworking when he tears into it. A guy that never gives up and once he finds that one true person, never gives up no matter what. Kinda sleeps a lot, but is cute all the same.
He's such a Jonathan.. sleeping like that at school. But how cute!
You're just such a Jonathan! You don't stop do you!
You're just such a Jonathan! You don't stop do you!
by PerfectFallacy June 22, 2010
Get the Jonathan mug.A fictional character who gets his fill out of degradation and humiliation, most of the time in regard to JD (Zach Braff). By the by the most hilarious character of all time and easily one of my favorites.
The Janitor (Scrubs)...
J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.
J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.
Janitor: What? Why?
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.
J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.
Janitor: What? Why?
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
by The Dung Beetle May 4, 2009
Get the The Janitor (Scrubs) mug.A cross joint, otherwise known as the crossroads, is a joint with three smoking ends. When made the joint should form the shape of a cross (yes it is a little sac-religious), or a crossroad for you catholics out there. Using either three lighters with two or more people, you can spark this joint up and enjoy.
In order to make one must roll half of a large papered joint leaving the end open, to allow further packing. Then take another long paper and roll your second and third joints. These two joints should have no roach, in fact it should look like a long tootsie roll. after twisting both ends, cut two small holes in the center of the 2 and 3 joint. then cut two holes into the first joint. Push the 2 and 3 joint into the holes of the first joint. Once the holes of the 2 and 3 joint cant be seen finish packing the first joint. Take some of your extra paper and tear off a few gummed strips. Seal this new age classic and prepare to smoke!
In order to make one must roll half of a large papered joint leaving the end open, to allow further packing. Then take another long paper and roll your second and third joints. These two joints should have no roach, in fact it should look like a long tootsie roll. after twisting both ends, cut two small holes in the center of the 2 and 3 joint. then cut two holes into the first joint. Push the 2 and 3 joint into the holes of the first joint. Once the holes of the 2 and 3 joint cant be seen finish packing the first joint. Take some of your extra paper and tear off a few gummed strips. Seal this new age classic and prepare to smoke!
In the new movie the Pineapple Express, with Seth Rogen and James Franco, one can see the cross joint in full effect. There is a clip online at YouTube.
by The Other Mongoose December 9, 2008
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Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God. Also known as a sex GOD. Is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend stephanie elkareh and his close friends.Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual, who is without a doubt the very best person to love. Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. The best Friends and very best Lovers
Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God. Also known as a sex GOD. Is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend stephanie elkareh and his close friends.Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual, who is without a doubt the very best person to love. Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. The best Friends and very best Lovers
his girl friend wil be a girl name stephanie she will be very lucky to have such a nice handsome caring soul mate like jonathan
by goddis1234 August 17, 2011
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