jonah mcfarland

Someone who is an absolute no fly zone. Nothing gets past this man. If its obvious hes gonna let you know. He is the iron fist and he likes to put the fist down.

Class: "Awww the 6 year old knows her birthday!"
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."

by cjm01928347 May 4, 2023

Jonah Columbus Boyd

Jonah is a very interesting person. He tries to get the ladies but only gets the men

Jonah Columbus Boyd is an interesting person

by lani4127 November 27, 2021

Jonah

A clown fucker. Nasty boi.

Jonah: Mmmm men in dress sexy.

Jack: You’re a clown fucker Jonah

by Not reliable January 9, 2022

Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022

Jonah

Jonah is a lovable adorable person but sometimes a crybaby. He will throw tantrums if he doesn’t get his way. If he doesn’t like you he’ll show that. But he is really attached to the people he loves and will never leave nothing he cares behind

Random:Jonah you hungry???

Jonah: Burger and Fries please..!!!!.

by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021

Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and we're overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018

Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.

Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"

by Blackflys December 14, 2019