john

Something you are referring to as an object .

" Ayo bruh, pass that John"

by v r o December 15, 2017

John

A John is one of the hottest, funniest, guys you will ever meet. He is tall, athletic, with brown hair, and maybe a tan. His blue-green eyes will captivate you and he is one of those guys who doesn’t care what people think and he will be as silly and social and he wouldn’t care. All the girls often fall for him because his voice is so mesmerizing and deep and he has perfect muscles. He is an extremely good kisser and the perfect boyfriend.

He will treat his girlfriend like she’s a goddess and is definitely a bit of a player and a flirt. He gets good grades, and he’s undeniably sexy and makes friends easily and is very popular. He is extremely smart, hot, and can ALWAYS make you smile. He most likely is Irish, and he is definitely worth keeping. A John is so perfect and if you meet one, NEVER LET HIM GO!!!

Girl 1: My boyfriend is so perfect. He is like a Greek god.
Girl 2: Hmm... he has to be a John, right?

Girl 1: how’d you know??
Girl 2: Because John’s are perfect.

by mylifeisasupremeMeme February 22, 2019

John

When someone says John, or is named John the out come is that they are just gay in the end

Girl 1: dude did you hear about john
Girl 2: I knowww I heard he was gay

by StinkyLipgloss April 4, 2020

John

Cunt

John is a cunt

by G f s c h f v May 17, 2018

John

A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.

That sexy man is looking like an absolute John

Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there

by Gegs2048 October 14, 2019

John

A type of guy that is quite, shy, has problems talking with word, makes "beats", spends time with a computer and a MEAT and Oppai lover.

That John guy want to be a DJ he might go far.

by Superflyking August 31, 2018

John

Gay

John is a gay guy

by QWERTY my day March 8, 2019