Being Japanese

When someone is being Japanese means they are fun person to be around whether in office, class or party who act like everything's going well and they're enjoying life to the fullest however in reality they're suffering from anxiety, depression or without a dream.

Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about, Sally?

Friend 2: Yean, really sad how it turned out. Who would have thought she was just being Japanese.

by Adven Quest August 27, 2021

Japanese Roulette

When you have six rice balls, five being filled with beef, the sixth being filled with shit. Which are put in a random order and each person picks a random rice ball. The loser eats a ball of shit.

Person 1: “Why those your mouth smell like shit!?”

Person 2: “JAPANESE ROULETTE!!”

by Roulette Master July 7, 2021

Japanese Windchime

When a man slaps his penis against his inner thighs in hopes of making it grow.

Rachels penis has grown twice as large ever since he started performing those gender neutral Japanese Windchimes every night.

by Benitoscafe13 December 25, 2016

Japanese swirlie

Take a normal swirlie in a normal toilet, but add a bidet (Japanese toilet) get the vision?

Think of getting water boarded but in a toilet, Japanese swirlie

by Japaneseswirlie June 7, 2023

japanese weaboo

A non American that is obsessed with American culture, such as watching cartoons or eating their food.

Hey did you hear about that Japanese weaboo Kyle?

by Trashboi101 October 17, 2017

Japanese Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.

That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.

by Mexican Blumpkin August 20, 2022

Japanese Golf

A term that doesn't exist. Often mistaken for Kabuki theater.

It doesn't exist; it's only for show.

Jay: I have to go for my lyme treatment and play Japanese golf with my physician.

Me: Don't you mean Kabuki theater?

Jay: Yes, you're right Kabuki theater.

by Ludiquist November 14, 2018