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Jackson

The most fucked up guy ever. He loves giving Alabama Hot Pockets and sucking up some Alabama Black Snakes. Typically Most Jackson's are horny fellas and love dick, any opportunity for a long sausage he will take.Most nights "Jackson" jerks of his tiny peen to some bbc porn.
Person 1:"Oh look it Jackson must be looking for some dick."
Person 2:"Yea that guy is a horny piece of shit."
by TheLordOfTheUrbanDays May 9, 2019
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Jackson

A big idiot, plays WoW and anyway tries to be mean but looks funny while doing it.
Dude look a that Jackson over there.
by Imdeadalready May 23, 2018
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Jackson

I hate Jackson
by Bob Marley the 9 May 6, 2019
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Jackson

A man who can really please a woman, not with love or affection but with his huge smegma build-up. A Jackson can literally make lasagna with his heaping pile of smegma in his foreskin, however he can't make grilled cheese.
Person 1: I wish I had more cheese
Person 2: You need a Jackson in your life
by SmegmanTheGreat February 8, 2019
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Jackson

Someone who is a redneck and fucks his sister all day and says the n word.
O mg are you being a Jackson you incest.
by Jackson Finch February 15, 2019
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Jackson

Jackson is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet, but don’t get too close he’s a liar, he will also push you away for no reason in the world. When he says he loves you, Jackson doesn’t really mean it because he’s bullshit
You know Jackson, yeah he’s nothing he’s shit the only way he knows how to treat women is by treating them like whores when he’s the whore.
by Babyangelsinner December 15, 2019
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Jackson

Jackson is the gayest one ever bro.
by Human Name is Bob March 11, 2018
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